every girl can relate to this okay
BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED
I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.
Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.
Dont forget the “what, no invite?? ;)” like shut the fuck up with yo weak ass 7th grade game boy
reblogging that twice as its soo true
fuck you seaworld you piece of shits
oftentimes women might smile at cat-callers out of nervousness or pure fear because they know that if they react negatively that guy could get way scarier and even violent
it’s not a “wow i’m so flattered” smile it’s literally a “please don’t follow me home and murder me after this” smile
the 19 year old sister of a guy i went to high school with was murdered a few weeks back and if anyone could donate just like $5 to her mother to help with the funeral costs it would be really wonderful of you. they still haven’t found her body but the guy is in jail and he confessed to raping and stabbing her and putting her in a dumpster. please help.
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
when my friends ask me for relationship advice and i try to sound all deep and meaningful so they forget that i literally haven’t been in a single relationship????
the gentlemen you meet on tinder
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh